Angry Over The Lack Of Banker Convictions? Blame OJ Simpson

Steve Dibert, MFI-Miami

Since I started MFI-Miami, I have heard from thousands of people who are appalled by the fact that no one has been convicted in the financial crisis for mortgage servicing fraud, robo-signing, filing false documents, foreclosure fraud, etc.  However, contrary to what the loony mortgage activists and armchair foreclosure experts will tell you it’s not because of some mass conspiracy with the banks, the government or even the Illuminati.

It’s about money and how much it would cost the various government agencies to convict nearly 100 billionaires.  After all, justice is not free and someone has to pick up the tab.  The federal government and the states, like homeowners who are in foreclosure, have to make the tough call about rolling the dice.  Do they spend tens of millions of dollars fighting for the convictions of billionaire bankers and run the risk of being publicly humiliated or do they go after the one homeowner with no money who overstated his income on his mortgage application?  Prosecutors weigh the monetary cost  to the taxpayers for a conviction against the likelihood of a conviction.  I call this the OJ Simpson Litmus Test.

The OJ Simpson Litmus Test

OJ Simpson Bankster convictionsMost people don’t know that while OJ Simpson was on trial for murdering his wife and Ron Goldman back in the mid 1990s, there was another trial going on in the courtroom next door.  Like OJ Simpson, a black man was accused of murdering two people.   The difference was, this black man had a public defender for a lawyer while OJ Simpson had a multi-million dollar legal dream team assembled by Kim Kardashian’s late father, Robert Shapiro (who now pawns his website for legal forms on TV) and famed criminal defense attorney, F. Lee Bailey (who has since been disbarred in two states).

OJ Simpson was acquitted and until his conviction for criminal conspiracy,kidnapping, assault, robbery, and using a deadly weapon in 2008, spent the next 13 years drinking mojitos, playing golf and picking up bar hoes in Florida while the guy in the courtroom next door went to San Quentin and everyday clutches a bar of soap in the shower as if his life depends on it.

The Simpson acquittal was an embarrassment for a lot of people and almost cost former LA District Attorney, Gil Garcetti his re-election in 1996.  One of the main reasons the prosecution lost was due to his legal team being outsmarted and outmatched at every turn by Johnnie Cochran and Bailey.

What most people don’t understand about the legal profession is that there are two types of attorneys that go work at a prosecutor’s office.  The smart and ambitious ones go there to gain trial experience where the rest go there because their performance in law school didn’t attract the attention of any high power law firms.  The smart ambitious attorneys tend to leave and form their one firms after about ten years and use their experience to become skilled litigators demanding top dollar.

Wall Street lawyers tend to have excelled in Ivy League law school and got noticed by the big law firms representing the major players in finance or the law firms hire the aforementioned prosecutors.

The finance industry takes the same attitude I do when it comes to good attorneys and that is, I can’t have enough of them.  Like the finance industry, I am willing to pay top dollar and train good lawyers in the intricacies of mortgage finance to get the results I think my clients are entitled to.  The only difference is financial companies have hundreds of millions of dollars at their disposal to train these attorneys.

Because of this, state or federal prosecutors fear a criminal case against the banks would be the OJ Simpson murder trial on steroids.  Prosecutors would be outmatched and smarted by attorneys who have two things prosecutors don’t have, the ability to simplify complex financial practices to a jury of twelve people and clients willing to spend hundreds of millions of dollars to cast reasonable doubt.  After all, a criminal case is not about guilt or innocence, it’s about proving guilt beyond a reasonable doubt.

OJ Simpson started a trend by the wealthy in this country of spending whatever it cost to produce that reasonable doubt.  So next time you want to bitch to your congressman or to a member of your state legislature because they lack the testicular fortitude to demand justice,  send a  letter to OJ Simpson instead.  Here’s his address:

OJ Simpson C/O

Lovelack Correctional Center

1200 Prison Rd,

Lovelack, NV 89419

 

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Michigan COA Reaffirms “One Action” Rule During Foreclosure

 

This is an interesting ruling from the Michigan court of Appeals that someone sent me last week while I was in Denver.  The Michigan Court of appeals ruled that lender could not bring debt collections claim against someone while trying to do a foreclosure by advertisement.

GREENVILLE LAFAYETTE, LLC, Plaintiff-Appellant,
v.
ELGIN STATE BANK, Defendant-Appellee.

No. 308450.
Court of Appeals of Michigan.
April 17, 2012.
Before: HOEKSTRA, P.J., and SAWYER and SAAD, JJ.

PER CURIAM.

Plaintiff appeals as of right the trial court’s order dismissing its complaint, which sought an injunction against defendant’s foreclosure by advertisement. Because we conclude that the plain language of MCL 600.3204 bars defendant’s foreclosure action, we reverse.

This case arises out of defendant-mortgagee’s foreclosure by advertisement of plaintiff-mortgagor’s real property in Montcalm County. In early June 2007, plaintiff and defendant entered into a “Business Loan Agreement” for approximately $1.8 million. The same day, the parties entered into a separate mortgage agreement to secure defendant’s loan to plaintiff. In the mortgage agreement, plaintiff mortgaged to defendant real property it owned in Montcalm County. The $1.8 million loan was also secured by two separate commercial guaranties, each in the amount of $300,000, executed by Avi Banker and Ahron Shulman.

The loan matured on June 6, 2011, with plaintiff owing defendant an outstanding balance of approximately $1.7 million. Attempts to renegotiate and extend the mortgage were unsuccessful, and defendant sought to collect on the two commercial guaranties in August 2011. The next month, while the action regarding the guaranties was still pending, defendant sent plaintiff its “Notice of Mortgage Foreclosure Sale,” which informed plaintiff of defendant’s intent to foreclose by advertisement on plaintiff’s real property.

On October 20, 2011, plaintiff filed its complaint. Plaintiff sought an injunction against defendant’s pending foreclosure sale and a declaratory judgment stating that defendant was not entitled to proceed with the foreclosure sale according to MCL 600.3204(1)(b). Defendant answered the complaint, and subsequently filed a motion for summary disposition pursuant to MCR 2.116(C)(8), arguing that Michigan law permits foreclosure by advertisement while an action is pending against a guarantor. After hearing oral arguments, the trial court granted defendant’s motion for summary disposition, and held as a matter of law that defendant was entitled to foreclose by advertisement notwithstanding the existing legal action against the guarantors. Plaintiff now appeals the trial court’s order.

We review de novo a decision on a motion for summary disposition. Ligon v City of Detroit, 276 Mich App 120, 124; 739 NW2d 900 (2007). A motion for summary disposition brought pursuant to MCR 2.116(C)(8) tests the legal sufficiency of the complaint. Maiden v Rozwood, 461 Mich 109, 119; 597 NW2d 817 (1999). “All well-pleaded factual allegations are accepted as true and construed in a light most favorable to the nonmovant.” Id. Summary disposition is only appropriate when “the claims are so clearly unenforceable as a matter of law that no factual development could possibly justify recovery.” Wade v Dep’t of Corrections, 439 Mich 158, 163; 483 NW2d 26 (1992). We also review questions of statutory and contract interpretation de novo.Adair v Mich, 486 Mich 468, 477; 785 NW2d 119 (2010); Archambo v Lawyers Title Ins Corp,466 Mich 402, 408; 646 NW2d 170 (2002).

The statute at issue in this case, MCL 600.3204(1), provides in relevant part:

Subject to subsection (4), a party may foreclose a mortgage by advertisement if all of the following circumstances exist:

(a) A default in a condition of the mortgage has occurred, by which the power to sell became operative.

(b) An action or proceeding has not been instituted, at law, to recover the debt secured by the mortgage or any part of the mortgage; or, if an action or proceeding has been instituted, the action or proceeding has been discontinued; or an execution on a judgment rendered in an action or proceeding has been returned unsatisfied, in whole or in part.

(c) The mortgage containing the power of sale has been properly recorded.

(d) The party foreclosing the mortgage is either the owner of the indebtedness or of an interest in the indebtedness secured by the mortgage or the servicing agent of the mortgage.

“The primary goal of statutory interpretation is to give effect to the Legislature’s intent, focusing first on the statute’s plain language.” Klooster v City of Charlevoix, 488 Mich 289, 295; 795 NW2d 578 (2011). The language is read according to its “ordinary and generally accepted meaning.” Oakland Co Bd of Co Rd Comm’rs v Mich Prop & Cas Guar Ass’n, 456 Mich 590, 599; 575 NW2d 751 (1998). “Where the language of a statute is clear, [this Court] will enforce the statute as written because the Legislature must have intended the meaning it plainly expressed.” Id.

The parties agree that §§ 3204(1)(a), (1)(c), and (1)(d) are present. Accordingly, the outcome of this case turns on the interpretation of § 3204(1)(b); whether “[a]n action or proceeding has not been instituted, at law, to recover the debt secured by the mortgage or any part of the mortgage.” In the trial court, the parties relied on US v Leslie, 421 F2d 763, 766 (CA 6, 1970)[1]to support their arguments regarding the proper interpretation of the statute. Plaintiff argued thatLeslie is distinguishable from the instant case, whereas defendant argued this case is factually similar to Leslie. The trial court adopted the reasoning of defendant and granted summary disposition in its favor.

Under Michigan law, a creditor generally may simultaneously proceed against a guarantor and foreclose on a mortgaged property because the guaranty is an obligation separate from the mortgage note. Id. See also Mazur v Young, 507 F3d 1013, 1019 (CA 6, 2007) (deciding issue under Michigan law, stating “[t]hat a guaranty agreement is an independent, collateral agreement is what allows a seller to proceed against a guarantor without having first exhausted the foreclosure remedy against the buyer.”).[2] In Church & Church, Inc v A-1 Carpentry, 281 Mich App 330, 341; 766 NW2d 30 (2008), vacated in part and aff’d in part on other grounds 483 Mich 885 (2009), this Court relied upon the decision in Leslie in interpreting MCL 600.3204, stating:

[T]he intention of the legislature with respect to the foreclosure statute(s) was to force an election of remedies by a mortgagee concerning a single debt: i.e., the same mortgagee cannot simultaneously entertain a lawsuit for judicial foreclosure and a foreclosure by advertisement, as it would allow for double recovery on the same debt.

The facts of Leslie are similar to this case in that Leslie involved a mortgage foreclosure and a personal guaranty. In Leslie, the United States government commenced an action against the defendants-guarantors of a promissory note after the corporation defaulted on its payments under the note. Id. at 764. After the government sought to enforce the guaranty contracts, the government filed a separate action for foreclosure by advertisement. Id. at 764-765. At trial, the guarantors argued that the applicable Michigan statute prohibited simultaneous actions for both foreclosure and enforcement of the guaranty contracts. Id. at 765.

The Leslie court held that the government was permitted to maintain both actions. Id. at 766. The court explained that the statute was intended to prevent the mortgagor from losing the mortgaged property and being held personally liable for the debt. Id. Leslie further explained that the statute was intended to protect the mortgagor, not the guarantors of a note. Id. The court concluded:

In the case before us, the debtor-mortgagor is [the corporation], not the defendants individually. No action was maintained against [the corporation] on the debt. The action in the District Court was brought against the defendants in their capacity as guarantors. The guaranty is an obligation separate from the mortgage note. It is simply not the “debt” to which the statute refers. . . . [Id. at 766.]

On appeal, plaintiff argues that this case is distinguishable from Leslie and its progeny because the mortgage specifically defines the “indebtedness” as including the guaranties. Accordingly, plaintiff argues, the mortgage itself includes the guaranties in the mortgage debt, distinguishing this case from Leslie because the mortgage and the guaranties are not separate. Further, plaintiff maintains, because the mortgage specifically defines its indebtedness to include the guaranties, the action against the guarantors constituted an action “to recover the debt secured by the mortgage” pursuant to § 3204(1)(b), thereby rendering the foreclosure by advertisement invalid.[3]

The mortgage in this case provides that it is “given to secure” payment of the “indebtedness.” The mortgage further defines indebtedness to mean “all principal, interest, and other amounts, costs and expenses payable under the Note or Related Documents . . . .” “Related Documents” is defined to mean “all promissory notes, credit agreements, loan agreements, environmental agreements, guaranties, security agreements, mortgages, deeds of trust, security deeds, collateral mortgages, and all other instruments, agreements and documents, whether now or hereafter existing, executed in connection with Indebtedness” (emphasis added).

The goal of contract interpretation is to read the document as a whole and apply the plain language used in order to honor the intent of the parties. Dobbelaere v Auto-Owners Ins Co,275 Mich App 527, 529; 740 NW2d 503 (2007). We must enforce the clear and unambiguous language of a contract as it is written. Frankenmuth Mut Ins Co v Masters, 460 Mich 105, 111; 595 NW2d 832 (1999).

We agree with plaintiff that the plain language of the mortgage contract specifically includes guaranties in the indebtedness secured by the mortgage. This fact distinguishes the instant case from the case in Leslie because in holding that simultaneous actions to collect from the guarantors and to foreclose on the mortgage did not violate the precursor to MCL 600.3204, the court in Leslie specifically noted that “[t]he action in the District Court was brought against the defendants in their capacity as guarantors. The guaranty is an obligation separate from the mortgage note.” Leslie, 421 F2d at 766. In this case the guaranty is included in the mortgage debt by the terms of the mortgage agreement, and is accordingly not an obligation that is separate from the mortgage note. The parties do not cite us to any case that considered MCL 600.3204 under circumstances where the guaranties are incorporated into the mortgage debt, and we could find no such case. The statute does not define “the debt secured by the mortgage,” and logically, “the debt secured by the mortgage” must be defined by the mortgage itself.

Based on the plain language of the mortgage and the plain language of the statute, we conclude that the trial court erred in granting summary disposition to defendant. In this case, the action that was instituted against the guarantors constituted an action to recover the debt secured by the mortgage because the mortgage specifically included the guaranties as part of the debt secured by the mortgage.[4] Consequently, defendant’s foreclosure by advertisement was invalid pursuant to the one-action rule, which provides that a foreclosure by advertisement is permitted only if “[a]n action or proceeding has not been instituted, at law, to recover the debt secured by the mortgage or any part of the mortgage.” MCL 600.3204(1)(b).

Reversed.

[1] The statute at issue in Leslie was MSA 27A.3204, a previous version of MCL 600.3204.

[2] Decisions of the federal courts of appeals are persuasive, but not binding. Abela v Gen Motors Corp, 469 Mich 603, 607; 677 NW2d 325 (2004).

[3] Defendant argues on appeal that this specific argument is not preserved; however, we note that while plaintiff did not present the identical argument in the trial court, the central issue there was the same as the central issue here: whether the guaranties are part of the “debt secured by the mortgage.” Nevertheless, even if plaintiff’s argument were unpreserved, we would address the argument because it involves a question of law for which the record before us contains all the facts necessary for resolution. Farmers Ins Exch v Farm Bureau Ins Co,272 Mich App 106, 118; 724 NW2d 485 (2006).

[4] We note that the mortgage uses the term “indebtedness,” while the statute uses the term “debt” in § 3204(1)(b). We find that this slight terminology distinction does not change the analysis in this case because the terms are used to reference the same thing. This Court should interpret the words in a contract according to their ordinary meaning, and a dictionary may be used to determine the ordinary meaning of a word or a phrase. Vushaj v Farm Bureau Gen Ins Co of Mich, 284 Mich App 513, 515-516; 773 NW2d 758 (2009). “Indebtedness” is defined to mean the state of being “obligated to repay money” and as “something owed;” and “debt” is defined to mean “something that is owed or that one is bound to pay to or perform for another; a liability or obligation to pay or render something.” Random House Webster’s College Dictionary (1992). It is plain that the terms are synonymous as used in the mortgage and statute. This point is further supported by the fact that the statute in § 3204(1)(d) states that “[t]he party foreclosing the mortgage is either the owner of the indebtedness or of an interest in the indebtedness secured by the mortgage or the servicing agent of the mortgage.” The statute’s usage of the term “indebtedness” clearly uses the term synonymously with “debt.”

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Hey JPMorgan Chase, If You Keep Calling Me, NAMBLA Is Going to Love You

Donations To NAMBLA Seem Appropriate Since Chase Has A History Of Financially Molesting People

Harasing calls from Chase

 

 

 

 

April 3, 2012

Dear Jamie Dimon,

I know you’re a busy guy like me, so I will make this letter short and to the point.

Three years ago, I did an investigation for a client who had a loan being serviced by Chase Home Finance.  I did the report and handed it to her attorney in April of 2009.  I have not spoke to this client since then.

Since that time, I have received 15 calls a week on my cell phone from JPMorgan Chase asking for this client.  I have to continually tell the person calling me that they have the wrong number for this client and to remove me from their database.  Of the hundreds of Chase customer service people I have spoke with and who appear to be calling from a far off land, nearly all of them have assured me my phone number would be removed from the file.  The removal of my name has not happened and this morning alone I have received two more calls from JPMorgan Chase asking for this client.

Since your employees that call me apparently lack a command of the English language, I am providing you with the phrase, “Quit Calling Me” in several languages that would cover nearly all of your employees:

German: Ruft mich verlassen!

Greek: κλείστε μου τηλεφωνείς (kleíste mou tilefoneís)

Spanish: Deja de llamarme!

Italian: Smettere di chiamarmi!

French: Quitter m’appeler!

Hindi: मुझे फोन छोड़ने के (mujhē phōna chōṛanē kē)

Portugese: Parar de me chamar!

Swahili: Kuacha simu mimi!

Tagalog: itigil ang pagtawag sa akin

Now your employees have no excuse to keep calling me.

Since being nice has gotten me nowhere and wasted a lot of my time, I’m going to attempt to give you some incentive and hopefully motivation to remove me from your database once and for all.

Since JPMorgan Case and the companies it has acquired have a history of financially molesting homeowners, I have decided that it would be appropriate to donate $10 cash in your name and JPMorgan Chase’s name to the pro-pedophilla group, NAMBLA, the National Man/Boy Love Association for every phone call I receive from JPMorgan Chase about this client from this day forward.

If you’re unfamiliar with NAMBLA, I have attached a link below that will enlighten you to their cause:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Man/Boy_Love_Association.  Just be clear and fair, NAMBLA should not be confused with the North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes.

I’m sorry if this incentive to the institution you run may seem juvenile but it appears to be the only way to get JPMorgan Chase’s attention since your employees seem to love my website, www.mfi-miami.com.   I get at least 100 vists a week from JPMorgan servers.

Sincerely,

Steve Dibert

President, MFI-Miami

 

 

 

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From The Bowels Of Academia Rises Lady Sterculius

One Of The Most Asinine Editorials On Housing I Have Ever Read

Steve Dibert, MFI-Miami

Five years ago, most people had never heard of Elizabeth Warren, a Harvard Professor who lectured about consumer affairs.  After the market crash in 2007, she became a regular talking head on cable news talking about the financial crisis.  She tried to claim that this whole crisis was the fault of unscrupulous mortgage brokers doing dastardly things to unsuspecting homeowners.  What she wasn’t doing was blaming Wall Street and as we later learned, Wall Street was behind this $70 trillion Ponzi scheme.

Warren’s arguments were later proven wrong but that wasn’t before for she used her influence as a Harvard Professor with key members of Congress to perform her version of “Sherman’s Marchon the wholesale lending industry.

Five years after Elizabeth Warren burst on the scene with her crazy claims dreamt up at the Harvard Faculty Club while being serenaded by the Harvard Mens’ Choir singing Fair Harvard, another whacked out academic type is emerging from that same bubble.

This new Warren-wannabe is Erika Christakis who some how convinced the fine editors at the Financial Times in London to let her write an op-ed piece in yesterday’s edition about how home ownership is bad for Americans because it fosters a sense of hate and despair.  Her logic is if you buy a house and hate the people in your neighborhood you’re screwed.

She writes:

“First, why, in the face of overwhelming reasons for selfishness, are humans altruistic and co-operative? Second, how do groups stay co-operative when confronted by people in their midst who don’t want to co-operate?”

It’s apparent her parents never let her watch Sesame Street as a kid because any American who grew up watching Sesame Street can still recite the words to “Who Are The People In Your Neighborhood?”

Like Bob and the Muppets tell us that if we talk to our neighbors, even the grumpy ones, we can live and work to make our neighborhoods a community.

Ms. Christakis’ cynical response to this is that Americans only communicate out of their own self interests.   It appears instead of watching Sesame Street, her parents brainwashed her with Ayn Rand novels.

After reading her editorial, its pretty clear Ms. Christakis never worked in lending or real estate.  It also appears that like my 50 year old friend who still lives at home with his parents, she has never left the warm comfy bed of academia.   According to her biography on her blog, she is a:

During my time researching her, I found that other than writing uninformed and asinine editorials about real estate, she penned a whacked out neo-feminist editorial for Time Magazine that read like a treatment for a Lifetime movie.  In that piece, she used her same inept logic to claim that men who hated the Twilight movies are sexist and bigoted because they want to deny women their right to fantasize.

The big difference between Elizabeth Warren and Erika Christakis is Elizabeth Warren actually had some knowledge of what she was talking about and would later educate herself enough to learn that mortgage brokers weren’t the reason for the housing crisis.  Erika Christakis on the other hand is more like Mel Brooks’ character Comicus in “History of the World, Part 1″:

 

 

 

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